A bitcoin and an AI walk into a bar
The bartender looks up and says, “What’ll it be?”
The bitcoin replies, “I’ll have whatever’s trending — but fair warning, my value changes every few seconds.”
The AI chimes in, “I’ll process all possible drink combinations and optimize for the perfect beverage experience.”
The bartender scratches his head. “So… a volatile cocktail and something that doesn’t actually exist yet?”
The bitcoin and AI look at each other. “We get that a lot,” they say in unison.
The bartender shrugs and starts mixing. “Well, at least you’re both more reliable than my Wi-Fi.”